手机版中英翻译:非诚勿扰征婚启事的中英文翻译版(转载)

非诚勿扰征婚启事的中英文翻译版

　　赛赛米的米线圈

　　征婚启事是这么写的:

　　Here’s his announcement looking for a bride.

　　你要想找一帅哥就别来了手机版中英翻译，

　　你要想找一钱包就别见了手机版中英翻译，

　　硕士学历以上的免谈手机版中英翻译，

　　上海女人免谈手机版中英翻译，

　　女企业家免谈(小商小贩除外)手机版中英翻译，

　　省得咱们互相都会失望手机版中英翻译。

　　刘德华和阿汤哥那种财貌双全的郎君是不会来征你的婚的手机版中英翻译，

　　当然我也没有做诺丁山的梦手机版中英翻译。

　　您要真是一仙女我也接不住手机版中英翻译，

　　没期待您长得更画报封面一样看一眼就魂飞魄散手机版中英翻译。

　　外表时尚手机版中英翻译，内心保守，身心都健康的一般人就行，

　　要是多少还有点儿婉约那就更靠谱了手机版中英翻译。

　　心眼儿别太多岁数别太小手机版中英翻译，

　　允许时常有不切实际的想入非非手机版中英翻译，

　　但三句话就能给轰回现实还不气脑顶多有点儿难为情地咧嘴一笑就该干吗干吗去了手机版中英翻译。

　　我喜欢会叠衣服的女人手机版中英翻译，

　　每次洗完烫平叠得都像刚从商店里买回来的一样手机版中英翻译。

　　说得够具体了吧手机版中英翻译。

　　自我介绍一下手机版中英翻译，

　　我手机版中英翻译，岁数已经不小了，

　　日子小康手机版中英翻译，抽烟不喝酒，

　　留学生身份出去的手机版中英翻译，在国外生活过十几年，

　　没正经上过学手机版中英翻译，蹉跎中练就一身生存技能，

　　现在学无所成海外归来，实话实说应该定性为一只没有公司没有股票没有学位的“三无劣海龟”手机版中英翻译。

　　性格OPEN手机版中英翻译，人品五五开，

　　不算老实人手机版中英翻译，但天生胆小，

　　杀人不犯法我也杀不了人手机版中英翻译，伤天害理了自己良心也备受摧残，

　　命中注定想学坏都当不了大坏蛋手机版中英翻译。

　　总体而言基本上还是属于对人类对社会有益无害的一类手机版中英翻译。

　　有意者电联，非诚勿扰手机版中英翻译。

　　If you are looking for a handsome guy or a wallet手机版中英翻译，don’t reply;

　　If you hold a Master’s degree or higher手机版中英翻译， not possible;

　　girls born in Shanghai手机版中英翻译， not possible;

　　female entrepreneurs(except small business hawker)手机版中英翻译， not possible，

　　so that we don’t waste each other’s hope.

　　The Andy Lau or Tom criuse kind手机版中英翻译， ，who are both wealthy and good-looking， would not make an announcement looking for you.

　　Surely手机版中英翻译， I don’t expect a Notting Hill story either.

　　Even if you were an angle手机版中英翻译， I wouldn’t be able to handle you—I don’t expect you looks like a cover girl， who makes men have a crush on at the first sight.

　　An averge person手机版中英翻译， with external stylishness and internal conservativeness，with good mental and physical health，will just do.

　　It will be a plus if you’re graceful.

　　You need not to play too many tricks or be too young手机版中英翻译，

　　from time to time手机版中英翻译， you’re allowed to have unrealistic dreams，

　　but a few words is enough to get you back into reality without getting you angry–a little embarassed grin at most手机版中英翻译，and then do what you ought to do.

　　I like a woman who knows how to fold clothes in a way that whenever you finish washing手机版中英翻译， ironing and folding them，

　　they will look just like when you bought them from stores.

　　It cannot be more specific than this手机版中英翻译， can it?

　　Let me introduce myself for you.

　　I’m a man who is no longer young手机版中英翻译，

　　living a moderately well-off life手机版中英翻译， who doesn’t drink but smoke.

　　I went abroad as a student and spent more than a decade abroad手机版中英翻译，

　　but never received a standard education.

　　In wasting time手机版中英翻译， I learned all sorts of ways to make a living.

　　Now I returned with no achivement at all.

　　 To tell you the truth手机版中英翻译， I should be judged as a “Fake Turtle” without the three–

　　No company手机版中英翻译， no stocks and no degree.

　　My personality is open; my character is neither good nor bad.

　　I’m not exactly an honest man手机版中英翻译， but I was not born to be a courageous person.

　　Even it is not illegal to kill手机版中英翻译， I wouldn’t kill anyone.

　　My conscience will be tortured by the guilt if I do anything cruel to others.

　　I am meant not to be a villain手机版中英翻译， even if I try to be one.

　　In general and basically手机版中英翻译，

　　I’m still one of those who are beneficial and harmless to the mankind

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